Foam grapes and punctuation
October 5, 2013 § Leave a comment
What did you envision when you read that title? My, most likely poor, guess would be a scene from a catalog that is trying to sell you furniture. Look a little closer; what is sitting on the kitchen table in the middle of that scene? You guessed it. foam grapes, an Apple, and bananas. Is it real foam Apple or just an Apple? How about foam grapes, an Apple and bananas: what kind of Apple and bananas are they? Foam or real? I mean, obviously we would would never expect to see s foam Apple on the table in a catalog. There would be no sense in it, some one during the staging of the scene would notice and let the photo director know that they had a real Apple in their bag.
In any case none of that is very important, the title should have been “Foam, Grapes and Punctuation” because the last few of my day have been consumed by those three things. My wife and I recently purchased a new iPad mini, and we decided right away we needed a case. I was hip to just buying the screen protector from the Apple store but that was not cool enough for my dearest love, so we passed. I am not the most gentle on things I have, sometimes to my great expense, I put them in my bag and take them out of my bag often: I ride the bus. I knew that if I was going to be using this thing it would need to be protected from life. After a search through Dollarama and I found some craft foam in some rather excitedly muted colours. I knew that if this foam could stand up to a little tear test that I could sew a little slip to keep the iPad in. Alas, it stood up to the tear test and I was off the the shoe rack drawer where we keep the sewing kit. To make a long story short as it’s long enough already, I sewed two black pieces together to make a slip and then a red/salmony colour as the flap and then a simple little latch system out of blue and white foam. I used black thread because it’s all I had and I think is actually my favourite detail of the whole thing. I deem this style ‘Play-school Chic’
Grapes, oh how lovely are grapes. Especially when they are not foam. Jam, wine, drink, table, seedless, and so many other things that come from that full stop shaped little bit. I just got around thirty pounds of concord grapes from my grandparents. So far we’ve made twelve jars of jelly, or more like syrup as it didn’t really jell. One litre of concord grape simple syrup, this one was intentional however, as I didn’t add pectin, and it’s intended it to be added to carbonated water from our soda stream. We also made a sweet and sour concord grape glaze, it’s kind of like a syrup for savoury things as it has onions and garlic. Well, it would seem that we have a few forms of concord grape extract around, and we still have another fifteen pounds of grapes in the fridge waiting to be processed. At least six pounds will be made in to wine and another five will be made into apple-grape jelly. A little story about the apples in this jelly…
My wife and I recently acquired the new harvest of apples from my parents tree, and we decided right away we needed not go to waste. Rachel was hip to just cooking them into apple sauce but that was not cool enough for me, so we passed. We are not the most timely of food processors, sometimes to our great expense, we put food in the fridge and take it out very often: we cook a lot. I knew that if we was going to be using these things the would need to be protected from rot. After a search through the Certo instructions and I found a recipe for some rather excitedly muted jelly. I knew that if this jelly could stand up to a little time test in a jar that I could replace the water with apple juice to add some flavour. Alas, it stood up to the time test, as its the same recipe my grandmother uses, and I was off the the linen closet where we keep the juicer . To make a long story short as it’s long enough already, I juiced around twenty-five apples to make a four litres of juice and skimmed the top of the extra flesh and then a simple little strain through a cheese cloth. I used our red plastic bowl because it’s the only one that was clean and I think it’s actually the only one that will hold the whole thing. I deem this style ‘Play-school Chic’
I used an apple thread because it’s all I had and I think is actually my favourite detail of the whole thing.